This Friday, I’m in the Gabe’s Gauntlet match.
The winner will receive the Sweet-Ass Trophy, and he (or she) will also become the No. 1 contender to face the first-ever ZNO Champion, who is being crowned that night, as well.
On behalf of the Fun Police, I pledge that the K-9 Unit and I will capture the trophy, and ultimately, the ZNO championship. We will put those objects in jail on charges of obstruction of boredom and misery.
As Mr. Zshe accurately predicted on Pro Wrestling Iowa, it’s hard to envision a scenario in which the Fun Police don’t run the night.
Zeke’s Night Out: Gotta Be Fresh takes place this Friday, September 15, at Gabe’s in Iowa City. It will feature live music from Carsick and ZUUL (no fun) and dancing from Moonshine Burlesque (also no fun).
Get tickets for $10 in advance or $12 at the door.